Tile My Plane, Oo Baby, Oh, Yes! Don't Stop!.

If there are a lot of typos in this one, it's because I'm laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes. Evidently, a 4th grade class in Scottsdale, AZ was subjected to a few seconds of hard-core porn after the closing credits of Tessellations: The Art and the Magic. It seems that the production company that was outsourced the task of making the video had a stockpile of old porn tapes hanging around and decided to recycle them, which while environmentally conscious, was a predictably risky thing to do. All ten copies of the video have been removed from the school system, but there's no telling how many other students have seen this, since the schools have been using the tape for three years. I'll bet there are a few teachers out there who are now questioning why little Johnnie checked out the tessellation movie 15 times in one month. And who can blame him, I mean, that's a Metamorphosis I'd like to see.